Senorita I Feel For You

For the last 40 years of my journalistic career I have been an advocate for whaling. Their fat useful and their lives useless. But, my activism has changed. Now I am calling an end to the paralleling television shows, The Bachelor and Bachelorette. Not only is the show ridiculous, full of created drama, and extensive drug use. The show is also unsuccessful. No one finds the love of their lives, except maybe Trista and Ryan. These shows, hosted by Chris Harrison who formerly hosted Antiques Roadshow, are now competing with Survivor for the most burnt-out reality series. As a former fan, it is time to end this soap opera. Unless cameras continue to roll when the doors shut. Or women start hitting each other. I will not watch again. I change my allegiance to 30 Rock. Heard.

RONNOCO: Specialty Coffee

Bling. Bling. Bling. (Republican alarm clock). For the last 40 years social conservatism in America has declined. The rural morals of yesteryear are no longer resonating with the public. A public of scientists and atheists. And blacks. And chinks. Today Americans say Fuck. And watch sex. Christianity has not died in America. It never will. But the association of anti-abortionists, Christian Harry Potter haters, and Creationists to the Republican Party has led to this decline. The conservative base in America is dying. No longer pulling public policy in their favor. Democrats have found the solution. Carville is right. Democrats are going to win most elections for the next ?... years because Republicans have not shown they are willing to change with our cultural evolution. We need Republicans to hold these hippies in check. We all love peace and harmony, but sometimes in order to protect our country it is necessary to mess someone up. Heard.

Put your left foot in, take your left foot out

Its time. Its time. Its Vader time. For all who have not yet heard about Project Natal here is the video.

Chrome?

Having been a fan of country music for nearly 37 years now, I am pissed off about the genres current direction. History shows Bob Wills and the Playboys were in fact playboys. Pulling vag from coast to coast. Hank Williams was a drunk. George let everyone know about his difficulty to stop boozing for beautiful Tammy. Willie started smoking pot and teamed with Waylon to change the face of country while Conway Twitty sang about his sex addiction. But now we don't have any of that. Garth is gone. Tim McGraw only wants to sing of his love for Faith. Two dumb shits they call Montgomery Gentry sing about speed. I never thought I would say it, but I would rather listen to rap over most new country. I respect gang banging TuPacs over Trace Adkins. Chrome? Really? Next album going to be about diamond plate? Maybe I am being too harsh; however, country's leaders are now Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter. For Christ's sake, he was singing Christian music before Miley became Hannah Montana. Taylor Swift. She's hot. Some good songs, but where are the bad asses? Gary Allen is alright. Dierks has a few decent songs, but country is in need of a new face. Just as John Cena is old hat in the WWE. Heard.